White Trash Party
July 23, 2007
Okay, I’m not white, so I was clueless as to what to wear to a white trash party. Is that even politically correct? Not sure, but I went anyway dressed in a white wife beater and torn shorts, both nicely clean. My added prop was a 40 ounce Olde E. That stuff is nasty!
Anyway, my friends immediately decided I was not trashy enough, so I was promptly dirtied up by orange stained Cheeto hands wiped across my white shirt and mustard from the pigs in a blanket and tater tots smeared on my shorts. Apparently this is all white trash affair.
The party then moved on over to the trashiest bowling alley in town. I was really surprised to see that people were actually staring at us when we walked in. I guess a few of us where just a little too trashy! lol. I can’t wait to share some of the photos of Paffy and Xtina and the birthday girl with a mullet. Damn it was funny.
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