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Wow! Miracles Do Happen

coop — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 21:50:45 +0000

No, we didn’t sell the house, but my fantasy football team won a game. Yep! We won! Hey, it’s a big deal to me. It’s tough sucking at something, and sometimes no matter what you do, the stars don’t align right and you just suck. That’s my fantasy team this year. No breaks for me, but this week, wow, we scored some major points. Okay, so I only beat a 3-6 team, but we scored 163 points. That’s awesome. We would have beat everybody this week with that score, including the Tony Romo led Red Machine. We rocked! Sorry Jaime & DeeDee.

Finally Marc Bulger is playing like a real QB, and Brian Westbrook just continues to kick ass. Maybe there’s still hope for me making the playoffs this year. We’ll see.

Finally Another Fantasy Win

coop — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:57:55 +0000

I was getting pretty discouraged with my fantasy football team this year. Basically they suck. Well, not the whole team, but my QBs, and they usually score most of the points for the team. Alex Smith, SF, went out in the first drive with a hurt shoulder after managing to score -1 pt. Now he’s out for at least 2 weeks. My other QB, Mark Bulger, St. Louis, didn’t do much better. He scored a whopping 1.5 pts. That’s pretty much pathetic. QBs average 20-25 pts per game. Bulger’s got 39 total for the first 4 weeks. Really pathetic! Then my best player, RB Brian Westbrook, Philly, didn’t even play yesterday. Zero points. Argh!!

So going into the MNF game, Otis had five players playing, and all my players were done. I had a total of 86.9 points and Otis had like 43 points. All she needed was to score about 42 and I was toast. She had Carson Palmer, a RB, WR, and two defensive players. Carson Palmer can score 40 on his own, but not tonight. New England shut down the Bengals and Otis in the process. I snuck out a win.

Now hopefully this score will stand. I’ve been disappointed before on the day after when Yahoo! refigures all the scores. That better not happen. I’m now 2-2 and 4th in my division. Whoohoo! Go CoopCam Kabaam!

Week 1 Fantasy Excitement

coop — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 19:16:33 +0000

Oh yeah! The dust has settled on the first week of fantasy football, and what an exciting week it was. There were some great matchups. The Red Machine simply kicked ass this week, which is funny because Mo & Kelli couldn’t even figure out how to log into their team until Sunday night. Good thing they didn’t need to. Tony Romo scored 49 points for them! That’s pretty awesome. And of course it didn’t hurt having the first pick in the draft and scoring LT. They look like the team to beat this year. Can they handle the pressure?

Well, my CoopCam Kabaam team won this week thanks to Chris Carr, Oakland DB, who scored me 17 points. That’s pretty good for a defensive player. It’s good to get a win over Jersey Girl. Next up is the FlipFlops who also scored a victory in Week 1 over Dr. C’s Berserkers. I guess for week one if you’re a Dr. you win, as Dr. R’s miseryrisers also won over Otis Time.

Okay, how can you only score 65 points in fantasy football? What’s up with that Otis? You have to be seriously neglecting your team to only score 65 points. Sad. Let me help you out. Hot Tip: Terry Glenn has a knee injury and may miss the season.

Nice win Les and Rys. Lester’s Ladies and Screaming Hyenas will be tough to beat this season. Of course, those hyenas are riding on the Patriots’ back. Better hope they don’t have a set back this season. Be careful Jaydevils, I may be talking trash about you next week if you don’t get that team in order. You are the defending champion, remember?

Week 1 Standings (click to view larger image):

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/azladies

Live Draft Changed to Sunday, Aug. 12th @ 11am

coop — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 01:42:23 +0000

Hey professorcooper, You have just been sent the following note from Super Cooper (professorcooper) in the Yahoo! Sports Fantasy Football PLUS league named AZ Ladies (8059)…

I know it is going to be hard for everyone to participate in the live draft, but remember, you do not have to be present. You can set your team to auto draft and the computer will give you the next player on your list for you. So if you can’t make it, it’s really not a big deal. If you can make it, get your asses out of bed early and get online. Draft time is 11am this Sunday, August 12th. Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause. Let the fun begin. We’re all set once Lisa Schwarz registers her team.

–Fantasy Football PLUS Commissioner
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f2